Victory at last...

A few days late on this, but I've been in a post-election night euphoric state. I got to scratch my liberal itch by voting for a full slate of Democrats, plus higher taxes, alternative energy, and strip clubs. Pure nirvana.

To my fellow Americans: Thank you, and welcome back to the reality-based community.

To the Democrats: Time to man up and show everyone you actually can govern this country. And I've still got my eye on you, Cantwell, you slippery wench - you got a free pass this time around despite your vote for the Iraq war, but it's time to toe the party line.

To the Republicans: We r in ur Congress impeaching ur doodz! Where is your God now, bitches?